{"id":1548,"date":"2018-04-02T20:16:03","date_gmt":"2018-04-02T12:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pukingrainbows.us\/?p=1548"},"modified":"2018-04-02T20:16:03","modified_gmt":"2018-04-02T12:16:03","slug":"jamie-malcolm-varying-definitions-of-normal-author-stackcats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/springinfialta.net\/?p=1548","title":{"rendered":"[Jamie\/Malcolm] Varying Definitions of ‘Normal’ [Author: stackcats]"},"content":{"rendered":"

https:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1007632<\/a><\/p>\n

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Jamie suspects that when he stands near Malcolm he makes him look slightly more like a dark lord of the Sith, if anything. She \u2013 Kelly \u2013 makes him look like a civilised fucking gentleman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u201cThere\u2019s nothing,\u201d Malcolm says, his voice barely audible even in the rare silence, \u201cto keep you here at all?\u201d<\/p>\n

Jamie bites down hard on his lip and shakes his head.<\/p>\n

\u201cNothing I can\u2026?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNope.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cFor Christ\u2019s sake, Jamie!\u201d A rare red flush fills in the white of Malcolm\u2019s face, and he\u2019s up on his feet and pacing, moving because (as Jamie understands it) if he sits still for too long he\u2019ll become clogged up with nervous, explosive energy and die, like a shark. When he\u2019s burned off enough to become stable again, he leans on the desk with both hands and says, \u201cDon\u2019t \u2013 for fuck\u2019s sake, don\u2019t go.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u201cI know,\u201d Malcolm says, \u201cthat\u2019s what I was trying to say. I love you too.\u201d<\/p>\n

Jamie bolts.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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