http://archiveofourown.org/works/377064
字数：5760
推荐星级：五星
背景提及队长/所有人，crack+porn。队长到现代之后发现casual sex真是好东西，于是忙不迭地跟身边的人搞了起来，只有铁人还以为队长是清纯小处男。于是铁人就成了队长的最终boss最后目标。
Natasha had finally unfolded herself from Thor’s arm, and was at least looking a little sympathetic. Reaching out with her bare foot, she patted Steve’s thigh, maybe a bit higher up than was actually necessary. “Are you sure you’re up for this? Maybe you should try an orgy or two before taking on the king.”
“The king?”
“Tony. The King of Slut Mountain.” Her expression stayed firmly locked in one of perfect, friendly concern. It was another reminder of exactly why Natasha was such an exemplary undercover agent. “I know you’ve been working up to it,” her gesture took in the other three around the table, and by implication everyone else Steve had slept with who wasn’t there, “but if you’re going to steal the crown and plant your flag, it’s going to take some work.”
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